Mulan AKA Ping

$400.00

Mulan AKA Ping

You call that armor? Looks like you got it from the “do not return” rack. My scales have more shine than your honor after you “borrowed” the family sword.

Ah, you saved China once. How noble. Tell me when you save it from your cooking. Mushu’s tongue still remembers the time you tried to barbecue a dumpling and invented crunchy soup.

Confusicous says: “He who thinks he is a great warrior must first learn to thread a needle.” You can’t lead an army if you can’t sew a hem without summoning a village.

Mulan AKA Ping

You call that armor? Looks like you got it from the “do not return” rack. My scales have more shine than your honor after you “borrowed” the family sword.

Ah, you saved China once. How noble. Tell me when you save it from your cooking. Mushu’s tongue still remembers the time you tried to barbecue a dumpling and invented crunchy soup.

Confusicous says: “He who thinks he is a great warrior must first learn to thread a needle.” You can’t lead an army if you can’t sew a hem without summoning a village.