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Blindfold yourself with three scarves (for dramatic effect), then tap the table twice, whistle, and listen for the duck to answer back with a quack or an indignant squeak.
Feel around—gentle, respectful pats along the edges of furniture, under cushions, and inside any suspiciously cozy hats. Ducks like low, warm places and excellent hiding spots with snack potential.
Call the duck’s name. Offer a taco as a bargaining chip—if the duck is shy, coax it with a theatrical sigh and a promise of dramatics later in the bedroom.
If all else fails, accept that the duck has staged a quiet coup and award it a personal photo and handwritten note on the mantle admitting seduction and inviting them to your pond when they want to take flight and winter somewhere warmer.
Blindfold yourself with three scarves (for dramatic effect), then tap the table twice, whistle, and listen for the duck to answer back with a quack or an indignant squeak.
Feel around—gentle, respectful pats along the edges of furniture, under cushions, and inside any suspiciously cozy hats. Ducks like low, warm places and excellent hiding spots with snack potential.
Call the duck’s name. Offer a taco as a bargaining chip—if the duck is shy, coax it with a theatrical sigh and a promise of dramatics later in the bedroom.
If all else fails, accept that the duck has staged a quiet coup and award it a personal photo and handwritten note on the mantle admitting seduction and inviting them to your pond when they want to take flight and winter somewhere warmer.